A New Added element to the Periodic Table.
Element Name:GIRL
Symbol: G
Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D
Physical Properties..
-boils at anything
-can freeze at anytime
-melts if handled wid love n care
-very bitter if mis handled
Chemical Properties.
-very reactive
-highly unstable
-posses strong affinity for gold n silver
-money reducing agent
-volatile when left alone
If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response
"Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata"
If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says
"Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.
Boys use d word frndshp to start love. Girls use d same word to end love.
Same word But diffrnt Attitude !!
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..
Why do girls spend
so much time on
improving their LOOKS
and not their MIND?
Because they know that
boys are STUPID
but not BLIND.
The average guy is
much more interested
in a girls Geography
than her History.
Difference between
good girls & bad girls
Good girls open a
few buttons in
hot atmosphere, but
Bad girls open all buttons
to make the
atmosphere hot!
Which type of girls
wear transparent dresses?
The girls not having
any confidence on
imagination power
of a man !