A poem by every girl
Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghussey ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho
Boy- I love u
Ladki-tameez se baat karo.
Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due respect I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U"
DEVI JI !.
Boys can never b satisfied with 3 things in life,
Mobile
Bike
&
Girlfrnd
bcoz
There is always a better model
available in future
TRAGEDIES OF
GIRLS LIFE
1- Good Boys r Not
Good Looking =P
2- Good Looking Boys
r Not Good Boys =D
3- Good Looking n Good
Boys r Not Single =S
4- Good Looking, Good
n Single Boys Have
Hitler Mothers
Girls r special ones created by god
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a gentleman.
if u dont, u r not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
so beautiful. Thats a girl !
In D Corridors Of Malls Do U Know Y Boyz Catch Gal's Hands?
Coz If Dey Leave Der Hand Dey Vil Go 4 Shoppin!
It Looks Romantic
But Its Economic.
Boy 2 grl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya Ho!
Grl-isliye itni der se soch rhi hu k mere pas Kutta kyo khada h?
A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
&
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
.
On Monday.
Jeweller called boy:
There's no money in your account.
Boy:
I know,
But, you can't imagine what a weekend I enjoyed:-)
New style of proposing.
Boy: Can I take ur photo.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age.