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Girl Sms and Girl Quotes


If you pay attention to the words of a girl's favorite songs. you'll find out everything that she's too afraid to say


Boy to Girl:Tumhari Umar kya h?
Girl:20 years
Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?
Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki kitni pakki hoti hain.


Girl demands for ice cream.. boy purchased it
gal: thank u
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boy: only thank u???
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gal: u wnt kiss na??
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boy: chup kar !! aadhi ice cream de

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Problem With Guys:
They Make U Believe That They
Love U When They Don't!!

Problem With Girls:
They Make U Believe They Don't
Love U When They Do.:-


What's the difference b/w
"Girl & A Pack Of Cigarettes?"

Both Of them can make you
"SICK"
But at least The Cigarettes come with a
Warning


When a girl goes bad ,,,men go right after her.

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BOY Askd Girl: Why Do You Love A Rose,
Which Dies In A Day.
But Don't Love Me,
Who Dies 4 U Everyday??

Girl Replied:
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Oye Hoye
Dialogue


The best relation ever is between two eyes
"They blink together"
"Move together"
"Cry together"
"See together"
&
"Sleep together"
STILL
"they never see each other directly"
BUT
"When they see a girl"
One will blink and Other will not!
"Moral of the story"
A girl can break any kind of relationship.


Guy: Hey,is ur name Google ??
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Girl:No
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Guy: but u have all the things i'm searching for !;)

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