Dear Gals
If A Guy Pauses His PLAY STATION Jst 2Txt u Bak
Marry Him
Dear Boys
If A Gal Ruins Her Wet NAIL POLISH Just 2 Txt u Bak
Marry Her
Life without girls
All theaters are silent
The police is at rest.
Mobile companies in loss.
Gift shops in loss.
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All boys?
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"UNIVERSITY TOPPERS";)
"Wish Of A Girl These Days"
I Dun Want Any Prince Charming Coming On A White Horse
I Wud Rather Like A Vampire Coming In A Bmw!
Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you
Boy: I Love You.
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Kya? Boy: Oh Ho Propose Kiya Nai K Gift Maangna Shuru:P
Boy: Look Into My Eyes. What Do U See? Girl: True Love.
Boy: O Andhi! Itna Bara Baal Nazar Nai Aya? Nikal,,, Bari Aai True Love Ki Bachi ;-)
if breaking heart was a crime in de eyes of law, i am dam sure 98% of gurls would b locked up
Boy: Are You An Architect ??
Girl: No, Why Did You Ask ?
Boy: Because You Made A Special Room For You In My Heart ;->
Boys apni GF ko naraz karny k baad Sms par kese manaty hain
1st hour: Sorry
2nd hour: Sorry Plzz
3rd hour: Plzz bas 1 dafa baat kar lo
4th hour: Plz reply jaan
5th hour: Plz itna naraz mat ho :(
6th hour: I am sorry, i will die agar um ne baat na ki !!
7th hour: Dafa ho, 100 larkiyaan ghoomti hain tere jesi ,,, Sir pe hi charhi ja rahi hay bhaar main ja !!
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Girl Promt Reply : Sorry Jan Balance nahi tha :>
Boy: oooh Its ok !! loVe U jaaNnn :) :)