Boy: darling humare pyar k bary mein kisi ko mat batana
Girl: tumhari behan ko tu zaror bataon gi kameeni kehti thi k koi kuta hi ho ga jo tujh se pyar kary ga
Boy : you know, I had a dream about you! :)
Girl : Awwwwww ! howw sweet!
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Boy : You died :P
hehe :D
Once a boy was smoking at airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ?
Boy: Why ?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se insult bhi ho jaati hai, so Dnt give too much lectures
Boy:Ro kyun rhi ho?
Girl:Mere Marks kam aye hai.
Boy:bata kitne aye hai?
Girl:sirf 94%.
Boy:Khuda ka khouff kr zalim. Itne me to 3 ladke pass ho jate hai!!
SHORT STORY
boy Purpose to A Girl
Boy- I love U
Girl- sandal Marungi
Boy- fir mukka b khayegi :P
Hahahahaha THE END :D
A girl died and her soul was taken to heaven
ANgel was shocked to see her heart still beating
Girl replied: Imight be dead but my lover still lives in my HEart.
the girl was sent to HEll for
OVER-ACTING :)
Girl: What You'll Do If I Die?
Boy: I'll Live Happily For D Rest Of My Life
Next Day
The Girl Died With A Note- "I'll Do Anything For Your Happiness"
Moral- Never Joke With Brainless Girls :D :P
A VERY DEEP THOUGHT:
Worst Enemy To A Girl Will Be A Girl
But D Best Friend To A Boy Vll Always Be A Girl.
Great Contrast But Very True:)
Once I think To Break Girls' Heart But when I tried I come to know that Girls have No heart