B0y: Mera dil mobile hy or tm uski sim
Girl: ek bat puchun?
Boy: Han Pucho
Girl: tmhra mobile double sim wala to nahi hy?
Urri BaBa :O
Ladki tez hy.
Larka apni girl friend k liye choriyan le kar aya
Girl Friend: khud pehna do
Larka: mujhe nhi pata tha k itna acha responce mile ga wrna men kapady le kr ata!
Why girls live longer than boys????
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Scientific studies have proved that
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"SHOPPING"
never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,
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"PAYING the "BILLS" does :):D
Worst reply to a proposal
Boy - I love you..
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Girl - Hmmmm..aur bata..wats up ?! :-D
2020 Me Is Tarah Hoga:
Larki Larke Ko Dekh Kar Kahegi,
ye Dekh Yaar
Kya Mast maal hai,
2nd Girl;"Chal Iska Number Leti Hun,
Girls;"0ye Murghay Tera Number Kya Hai?
Larka Sharmate Howe Kahega ;-)
Aap K Ghar Mein BAAP, BHAI Nahi Hain KYA??
Larki; "Baap Bhai Hain, Par Tu Nhi Hai Chiknay. ;-)
Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai;
perfume,earing ,suits,flowers ,chocolets.
Aor larhka???
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Ye le ladki ka number,bus mera naam nahi
aana chahiye. :p
A Boy Touched Hand Of His Girlfriend & Said: U R SO HOT BABY..
Girlfriend Slaps & Say:
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102 bukhar Hy Muje Or Tumhy Kaminapan Soojh Raha Hay.. :P:D
Height of Insult on FB
Boy : " Why U LIKE aLL my Comments, Posts & Photos?"
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Girl : " BeCoz, I wanna See UnLike On Them aLL..!!! " :-P :D
boy to girl: mera dil mobile ha or ap uski sim ha
girl: schiii ?? :))
boy: ziada khush na ho agr koi achi scheme aai to sim chng kr lu ga :D