Ladkiyon ko Jalebi jaisi kyun kaha jaata hai?
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Kyunki ye kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,
Par hoti bhi toh bahut "SWEET" hai..! :D ;)
b/f - agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to main pagal ho jaunga ...
g/f - tum dursi shadi to nai karoge ?
b/f - pagal ka kya hai , kuch b kar sakta hai.....!
Girls Ki Shopping : .
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Lena Kuch Nahi Hota Bas, .
Ye Dekho!
Wo Dekho!
Ye Kya Hai?
Wo Kya Hai? .
5 Ghante Lagaati Hain,
Phir Golgappe Kha Ke Wapas Aa Jaati
Hain..!!:P:D
[group of boys laughing in a lecture]
Lecturer's reaction-
"you boys are making noise, GET OUT & your attendence will not be marked"!!
[group of girls laughing]
Lecturer's reaction-
"Arey kya baatein ho rahi hai aaj?kyun itna hassa za raha hai,zara hamein bhi to bataiye!!"
"GIRLS"
are THEmost busy generation in da world.
BCOZ
1 hand on JHARO
1 hand on PONCHA.
1 MIND on EDUCATION
1 MIND ON.COOKING
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on MAKE UP
1 eye on DRESSES
Nose on PURFUMS,
Mouth on TALKING
All tentions at 1 time
Phir b log kehte Hain ki Larkiyan kaam nahi karti
Thats Not fair yaar..;-)
Ragging k waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha - "Ek sawal ka jawab do..
Patna kahan hai ?''
Ladki- ''Bihar mein.''
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Boys~ ''yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai.!'' ;) :P
Height Of Shock :
A Boy After Spending dinner Time With His Girlfriend, Saw A Guy's Photo In Her Bag!!
He Asked : Is He Your Ex Boyfriend ??
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Girlfriend Kissed Him & Said :"No Dear, That's Me Before Surgery!!"
Propose in New Style
Boy To Girl- Mai Apse pyaar Karta Hu.
Grl- Meri Sagai Ho Gyi H
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Boy- Fir Behen Ban K Apni Kisi Saheli Se Bat Kra De :D:p
BOYZ R BOYZ Kabhi NAA Sudherne ki Kasam khai hui hai:p
Ek ladka apni grl frnd ko le kar ghumne jata hai,
aur boht tez barish ho rahi hoti hai.
ladka ladki akele socho
kya hota hai
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socho
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Nhi pata
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ladki ka makeup utar jata hai aur ladka dar k bhaag jata hai.. :D :D