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Funy Holi Sms and Funy Holi Quotes


Happy Holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas... fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now... Happy Holi once again


Dur hai par milan ki aas hai,
Man ko har pal tera ehsas hai,
Hajaron hai apne, par tu kuch khas hai,
Emotional mat ho ye sab Holi ki bakwas hai.


Dear subscriber,
Your validity for taking a bath expires on this holi.
Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid, khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo
So wish you a happy holi!

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Achhi (Buri) nazar waale tera muh...KALA.....saath me LAL, HARA, NEELA, PILA, GULABI....To bolo "HOLI Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii."


Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?


Aapko miss karna..roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna..aadat ki baat hai.
Aap se duur rehna..kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna..himmat ki baat hai.
Bura na mano Holi hai !

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Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
"Happy Holi".


Holi, Holi hoti hai use diwali mat samajhna , Hum tumhare ghar aaye to hame mawali mat samajhna. Happy Holi

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