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Aftr Brekup Boy said,,,
Dil me 1 jajbat h dabau kaise
Ruswa na ho jau chupau kaise
Tanha chhod gyi ho muze jabse
Ma kasam itna khush hu k batau kaise?


Khuda ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi to Bhojan banaya,
Pyyas dekhi to Paani banaya,
Nind dekhi to Bistar banaya,
aur Bina Dost ke Dekha to Mujhe Fasaya.


Pyar ki Numayish kiya kro
Sb ko pyar dene ki kwahis kiya kro
Kabhi kamjor nahi hogi aapki haddiya
bus roz 2 bhoond Dabur Lal tel se malish kiya kro

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Roye woh iss kadar unki laash se lipatkar, Ki,,,,!!Ki laash khud uthkar boli,,,,,Le tu mar ja saale, main fir kabhi mar jaunga


Muqaddar mai "raat" ki neend nahi to kya hua "FARAZ?"

Hum b muqaddar ko choona laga kr din me so jate hain.


AAj mausam main kuch ajib si baat h bekabu se hmare jazbaat hain ji chahta h chura lu tumko tumhi se magar mummy kehti hain chori krna buri baat h.

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Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote


ab dost bandh le kafan me daru ki botal, ab kabr pe baith kr piya jayega, in ladkiyon se mili hai jo bewafai, ab BHOOTNIYON se pyaar kiya jayega....!


Bheega sa lagta hai alam tumhe
Bheegi si lagti hai raat tumhe
Bheega lag raha hai saara jahan tumhe
Abay uth ja neend se pagal "PISHAAB" kardia hai tune.

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