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Ladki K Inkaar Par Ek Ghazal :-)
Is Tarha Se Sataane Ki Zarurat KyaThi
Kameeni !! Dil Ko Jalaane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi
Jo Nhi Tha Ishq Toh Keh Diya Hota,
Apni Aukaat Dikhane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi
Maaloom Tha Agr Ye Khawab Toot Jayein ge,
Manhoos Phir Neend Mein Aane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi..
Ishq Pr Lagti Rahegi Hr Daur Me Pabandi
Ek Aashiq Ki Watt Lagwane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi.
Maan Lo Agr Ye ek tarfa Mohabbat Thi Tou
Phr Bhootni ! Mujhe Dekh Kr Muskraane Ki Zarurat Kya Thi


Grlfrnd ko apni palko par bitha lo.
De k khushi uske sare gum chura lo.
Pyar karo uski saheli
Ke samne itna ki.
Uski saheli b aa k kahe JAANU mujhe bhi
Pata lo.: ;)


Shayari For Boys;)

Tao Arz KiYa Hai,
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se,
Wah wah
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se
Are Wah wah!
Lenkin In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise Kaminooo seyyy!!!

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Ishq karna ha to phir dard b sehna sikho ,
Warna esa karo , oqaaat main rehna sikhoo


Aaj apni Mohabat ko naya morr diya usne,
Chhat se Dhakka de k hath chorr diya usne!

... Pehle hansta tha main ab bus muskurata hon,
Mar k Mukka aage ka daant tor diya usne!

Usne ishara kiya k Kuch kehna he tumse,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya usne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya santra(orange) us bewafa k liye,
Santra kha k chilka ankhon main nichorr diya usne!

Bewafai ki had hi kar di aaj us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaye to Mujpe kutta chorr diya usne .. :-D :-D


Achha hua sanam ki tum bewafa nikle...
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Kyoki wafadar to kutte hote h...@ :D

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Hr Larki K Chahry Pr Naqab Hota Hy

Wo Naqab Ashiq K Liye Azab Hota Hy

Mat Mrna Hr Naqab Wali Larki Pr Dost

Khubsurat Packing Mein Maal Aksar Kharab Hota Hy..


Taras Ata Hai Mujhe Apni Masoom c Palko per . . . . . . . . . . . Jab Woh Bheeg k Kahti Hein k Hum Se Ab Kisi or Ki Shadi Ka Card Parha Nahi Jata
:P :D


Hum whisky nahi pite
hum rum nahi pite
hum jaam k naam par gum nahi pite
agar mil jaye doston ki mefil khuda ki kasam
fir hum kisi se kam nahi peete.

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