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Funny Shayari Sms and Funny Shayari Quotes


Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k baad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k baad,
Dunia chod denge tmhe pane k baad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne KE BAAD.....:p .


Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota.. ...
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota......
"AAj apna bhi bank balance hota agar dada aashiq na hota"


Arz kia hai..

INDIA is A naTioN...&
DADAR is A stAtiOn
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Wah Wah
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INDIA is A naTioN &
DADAR is A stAtiOn
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Do nOt fAll In LOVE...
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FirSt cOmpLetE yoUr EDUCATION ...!!! :p

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1st english shayri ever:

Arz hai...

"later d bus longer d que"

gaur farmaiega

"later d bus longer d que"
"shorter d skirt awesome d view"


Dil Diya Tha Mohabbat Ki Nishani Samajh Kar
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Woh Khaa Gayi Usey Biryani Samajh Kar,
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Khoon-E-Jigar Bhi Na Choda Zalim Ne,
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Woh Bhi Pee Gayi Neembu Paani Samajh Kar :-P


Nazar mili jab wo akeli thi,
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Dosti hui tab sath saheli thi,
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Pyar hua to wo paheli thi,
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2sre ke sath bhag gai tab pata chala...
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Wo uss area ki CHIKNI CHAMELI thi...:O :P :D

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Jisko Bhi Dekha Rote Huye Dekha
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Mujhe Toh Ye Mohabbat Kisi Tissue Company Ki Saazish Lgti Hai xD ;)


Chup ho kis wajha se hamen Maloom nai magr,
Dil doob sa jata hai jb tum bakwas ni krte :-P


Arz kia hai,

Gaur farmaiye :p

Hasino ko apna dil na dena,

Dil ke jazbat ye kya janegi

Kandhe ka Dupatta to sambhalta nahi,

Hamara DIL kya GHANTA Sambhalegi! :D

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