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"YADGAAR DATE"
Ek Din Me Us k Sath Gaya Date Par,
Phir Usne Apni Birthday Pe Bulaya Gate Par,
Ham Ne Kuch Baten ki Beth Kar,
Us k Bhai Ki Hat Gai Hame Dekh kar,
Phir Usne Mujhe Chamat Diya Khench kar,
Phir Laat Maari Mere Pet Pr,
Ek Hafte Tak Me Leta Raha Bed Par,
Ab Kabhi Nahi Jaonga Date Par.


Us bewafa ki yaad me jam hathon me utha liya
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phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat khaa lia;-)

Moral: sab aashiq sharabi nahi hoty kuch meethy k b shoqen hoty he.


Aae thee Meri Qabr pr wo Diya Jalane k Liye
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Aae the Meri Qabr pr wo Diya Jalane k Liye....
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Rakha Hua Pholl bhi Uyha Le Gaee.....
Apne Lover ko Manane k Liye

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?'Usse juda ho kar to meri jaan hi jaane wali thi Faraz''!!
Achanak Yaad Aya...
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Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!!
Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi :P :D :O :P


Arz kiya Hai...

Bigdi Hui
zindagi ki kuch itni si kahaani Hai..

Wah..wah..

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or 80% facebook/twitter/bbm/whatsaap ki meharbani Hai


na jany q magar dykho, mera dil ye chahta he,

wafa ko aag lag jaye, muhabbat bhaad me jaye...

bus

"MATH'S IZZAT SE PAAS HO JAYE"
:-P :-D :-P

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1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha

Arz kiya hai

Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega..

Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P

Fir cashier se kaha

Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo

Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!!

Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki..

Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!!

Fir jate-jate kaha..

Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera.

Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera :P :D


Teri Yaad Ne Government Office Bana Diya Hai Dil Ko
Na Koi Baat Sunta Hai, Na Koi Kaam Karta Hai :) ;)


Arz kiya hai...

Ye Jo Aag Dil Mai Lagi Hai, Zamane Mai Laga Dunga,

Uski Doli Jo Uthi..

Toh
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koi baat nahi Talented hoon dusri pta lunga. ;-)

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