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Funny Shayari Sms and Funny Shayari Quotes


Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hey meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla..


zindgi apni masti me jiya kar,
ishq bahut buri cheez hai na kiya kar,

tu apna pura dhyaan career pe mod de,
ishq or apni sari girlfriend mere liye chood de...


Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...

Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..

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Meri jaaneman kya bataaun
kaise sitam dhaati hain

Meri jaaneman kya bataaun
kaise sitam dhaati hain

Sapne me bhi kambakth
apne baap ko le aati hain!


Mat kar mere dost in hasinao se mohabat Yeh aankho se war karti h
maine teri grl frnd ki ankho me dekha hai wo tujse jyada mujhe PYAR karti hai


Ladkiyan hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi
Ladkiyan hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi
Badnaseeb hai woh ladkiyan jinke naseeb mey hum nahi..!!

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Khud ki bekudi me jo justju hoti hai,
wo hamare qasdan ki guftgu hoti hai,
Mere jamaal se tumara khumar chala jayega,
Aur ye sms tumko kabhi bhi samajh nahi ayega.


Ek Drunkard ki Dastaan:

Humko to beer ne luta,
Ciggerete mein kahan dum tha!!
Apni to kashti hi wahan doobi jahan whisky ka drum tha..!!
Cheers.. Cheers!!


Arz hain.. Hum bhi apke liye Tajmahal banayenge..
Gaur Kijiye,
Hum bhi apke liye Tajmahal banayenge..
1 cup khud aur 1 cup aapko pilayenge!
Waah Taj!

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