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Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.


Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey


Ek Drunkard ki Dastaan:

Humko to beer ne luta,
Ciggerete mein kahan dum tha!!
Apni to kashti hi wahan doobi jahan whisky ka drum tha..!!
Cheers.. Cheers!!

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Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha,
chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay,
keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola,
Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan.


Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth


Doston Ki Dosti Se Tang Tha Main Is Quadar.
Mar Gaya To Khush Hua Jab Dost Dafnane Lage.
Kuchh Mahine Hi Kate Honge Kabr Men Chain Se.
Dost Bhi Mar Mar Ke Kabristaan Mein Aane Lage.

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Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se,
batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se,
love karo Dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.


Don't Kiss A Police Woman
She Says Hands Up,
Dont's Kiss a Nurs She Says Next Plz.
Always Kiss a Teacher Because
She says Repeat it 5 Times Daily.


Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne.
Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

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