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Funny Sms and Funny Quotes


If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.


If u save this msg, it means I'm cute.
If u edit this, I'm still cute.
If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute &
if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!


If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax.
if they say you are stupid,be cool
but if they say you are smart,
Thapad maar sale ko.

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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!


If I ever go for a brain transplant I'd like 2 use ur brain.
It's not because u r a genius.
I would only like a brain that has never been used.


If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and
Show u where 2 jump from.

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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel
that u have lost everything,
I'll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and
show u where 2 jump from.


If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea,
what a good swimmer I would be?


I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.
Pay The Bill

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