Jab se tumhe jana hai,
Jab se tumhe paaya hai,
Har dua me tera naam aaya hai,
Taaki poochhu rab se ki,
Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai.
Jab kanjusi ka oscar diya jayega
tab tumhar naam sabse upper aayega
galti se ek sms bhi mat karna
warna oskar kisi aur ko chala jayega.
Itni asani se nahi paya tha apko,
zamane se ladkar apnaya tha apko,
apko kya pata kitne jatan kare hamne,
KUTTA GHAR se churaya tha aapko.
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Ishq main yeh anjaam paaya hai
Haath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai
Hospital pauhnche to nurson ne farmaya
Baharon phool barsao Kisi ka mehboob aaya hai
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
Yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai,
lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...
In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me,
I'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".