Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai
Kal jab mile the.
To dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehete hain
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Kahi andhere to kahin sham hogi,
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi,
Kuch mang ke to dekh hamse,
Bijli, pani ke bill aur karz mein dubi,
Property tere naam hogi.
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
Woh repeat kar doonga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi,
Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla.
Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla.
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se,
aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar
lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
Jab Tum Haste Ho To Lagta Hai,
Ke Aadmi Pehale BANDAR Tha,
Dekho Gussa Mat Hona,
Kyonki Jab Tum Gussa Hote Ho,
To Lagta Hai Ke Aadmi Aaj Bhi BANDAR Hai.