Ladkiyan hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi
Ladkiyan hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi
Badnaseeb hai woh ladkiyan jinke naseeb mey hum nahi..!!
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na SmS karte ho,
kya tum mujse bi jayada garib ho!
Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?
Kripya Dhyaan De,
Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya!
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko
Atom Bomb ka zamana hai...
Udaa do saale ko.
Kitaben Khuli Ho Ya Ho Bandh
Padhaai Last Night Hee Hoti Hain
Kaise Kahun Main-O-Yaara Ye
Engineering Aise Hee Hoti Hain!
kisi ki jheel si aankhoon main
yeh dil doob jana chahta hai
per phir yeh khayaal ata hai
salla apan ko tairna kahan ata hai
Khud ki bekudi me jo justju hoti hai,
wo hamare qasdan ki guftgu hoti hai,
Mere jamaal se tumara khumar chala jayega,
Aur ye sms tumko kabhi bhi samajh nahi ayega.