Mat kar mere dost in hasinao se mohabat Yeh aankho se war karti h
maine teri grl frnd ki ankho me dekha hai wo tujse jyada mujhe PYAR karti hai
Mast Nazron Se Dekh Lenaa Tha ..!
Agar Tamanna Thi Aazmane Ki ...!
Hum To Behosh Youn Hi ho Jaate ..!
Kya Zarurat Thi Muskurane Ki ...!
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane
do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHA TIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.
Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.
Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin..
Chand ne kaha.. Ullu ke pathe.. itni upar se dikhta hai kya koi??
Maalik: Ramu, is saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
Log ishq kartay hain bade shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bade zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karenge thoday ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?