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Niche jaao aur jito
PAISE HI PAISE
..........
or niche
..........
or niche
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YAKIN nahin aata
TUM paiso k liye
itna niche gir sakte ho


Na moh na maya hai
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai
Baith ke chaar panne palat lo beta
Final paper girlfriend ne nahi banaya hai!!


Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai

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Na Chemistry hoti na main Student hota
Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical mein ayee nazar Ek Ladki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi
Baton mein Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson mein Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi
Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol Ka Khumar
Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere mein hota tha Radium ka Abhas
Nazrein mili, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua
Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hon jaise
Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua
Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua
Sun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchhal pade
Ignesium Tube mein jaise Sodium Bhadak uthe
Woh bole, Hosh mein aao, Pehchano apni Auqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath
Ye sun kar Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beakar
Aur ham Chup rahe Benzaldehyde ka Kadwa Ghoont pee kar
Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha
Main aapko chand kehta Lekin usme bhi daag hai
Main aapko Suraj kehta Lekin usme bhi aag hai
Main aapko bandar kehta Lekin usme bhi dimaag hai


My goal is to be a failure!
If I reach my goal, I'll be successful
and if I don't reach my goal,
I'll still be successful.


Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been a headache!

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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.


Meri jaaneman kya bataaun
kaise sitam dhaati hain

Meri jaaneman kya bataaun
kaise sitam dhaati hain

Sapne me bhi kambakth
apne baap ko le aati hain!


Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha.
Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.

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