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Lips se lips milty hain to kia hota hai ..?
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Aye hayee
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Munh band ho jata hai or kia
Soch badlne ki bht zyada zarurat hai tum logo ko


When Girls meet- Aur bata kaisi hai?
When guys meet- Aur bata, bhabhi kaisi hai?
Everyone asks about women. Where is equality?


Ye ban-van Maggi tak to thik hai, agar kisi ne pani puri ki
taraf Aankh bhi uthai to kasam se dange ho
jaege

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"Smile" :)
Is se apna khoon badhata hai aur dusaron ka jalta hai


Aey larkion suno Apne roop per itna garor
na kero...
Yeh bus 2 din ki hasti hai...
Tumare moun per tab tak masti hai...
Jab
tak Fair & Lovely sasti hai... ;D


A new metal is added to the chemistry............. ;)

Name: WIFE

Symbol: Bv

Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!

Physical Properties :
-->Boils at any time
-->Can freeze at any time
-->Melts if treated with love and care
-->Very bitter if mishandled

Chemical properties :
-->Very reactive
-->Highly unstable
-->Possess strong affinity for gold, silver,diamond and platinum
-->Money reducing agent

Occurrence :
-->Mostly found in front of the mirror =))

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Kuch log zindagi me SIRF...zindagi haram karne ke liye aate hai >.<


A kid in the park informed me smoking was bad for you.

So I popped his balloon with my cigarette & told him so was talking to
strangers.


Ek sharabi ki daastaan..

Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du..!

Par...

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Kiske paas chhodu.!

sabhi kamine hain,

pee jayege. :D

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