Phool hun Gulaab ka,
Chameli ka mat samjhna,
Aashiq hun aapka,
Apni saheli ka mat samjhna.
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Pal pal hawa ki ahat ka dhyan rakhna,
Muskil samay mei bhi is dost ko yad rakhna,
Hamari yado ke khushbo zaror ayegi,
Tum bas apni naak saaf rakhna
Padh Likh Kar Kya Karna Hai,
Ek Din To Sab Ko Marna Hai,
Mar Kar Phir Paida Hue,
To Phir NURSARY Se Hi Shuru Karna Hai.
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
Ov o
le Y U
ov o
l eY u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
One out of
four people is a Chinese
if your father,
your mother and
your brother are not
Chinese it must be you
On the door of a toilet....
Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.