Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
Teri nazron se nazar milane ko jee chahta hai
Teri nazron se nazar milane ko jee chahta hai
par kambhakth kya karein,
yeh tera chashma beech mein bahut aata hai!!
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo,
Kabhi kabhi mehfilo me bhi aya karo,
kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samne k 4 dant,
Phir bhi muh khol kar muskuraya karo
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur
Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
Several women appeared in court,
each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived.
The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed.
The case was closed for lack of evidence.
samander ke kinaray betha karo
koi na koi lahar to ayegi
kismat na budli too kya huva
kum se kum shakal he dhul jayegi
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.