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Funny Sms and Funny Quotes


Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan,
Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan,
Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan,
Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!


Tu sawal nahi ek paheli hai
Meri manzil tu nahi tari saheli hai


TU KAHE TO TERE LIYE CHAAND TAARE TOD DU
TU KAHE TO BANDH DARWAAJE KHOL DU
TU KAHE TO YEH DUNIYA CHHOD DU
TU EK BAAR TO HASKE DEKH MERE DOST
TERE SAARE DAANTO KO TOD DU.

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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.


Tru luv is lik an pillow, u can hug ven u r in trouble,
u can cry ven u r in pain &
u can embrace ven u r happy.
So ven u need true luv:
spend Rs 100 and buy a pillow.


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?


The janaza of mehboob nikla
from the gali of mehbooba.
with lots of jor shor ...
mehbooba came out from the door
n boli mar gya haramkhor...


Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon,
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon...

Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..

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