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Funny Sms and Funny Quotes


Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!


Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart,
nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful,
kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru
da sms par rahe ho.


TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho!

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Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar
Ab hame chodkar mat jaana yaar
Bin tere jee nahi paayenge,
Tum na hoge to hum..

hum..

hum..

'ULLU KISKO BANAYENGE?'


Tumhe kya pata ke GUM kya hai,
Tumhe kya pata GUM kise kehte hai,
Tum kya jaano GUM kya cheez hai,
Kyonki...
Tumne to hamesha THUK se hi Envelop chipkaya hai.


Tum sab dost meri zindagi ho,
aur,
.
.
.
aur,
laanat hai aisi zindagi par!!

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Tum pas aaye
yun muskuraye
apne 32 daant aise dikhaye

Dekh kar mera dil... phoot phoot kar rota hai...


kya yaar tumse... brush bhi thik se nahi hota hai.


Tum Paas Aae, Yun Muskurae,
Apne 32 Dant, Mjhko Dikhae,
Yeh dekh K Mera Dil,
Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,
Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi,
Theek Se Nahi Hota He!


Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....

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