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Funny Sms and Funny Quotes


We've known each other for quite a while now,
do u think we can b more than friends?
cos i like u very much.
Will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?


We have strange and wonderful relationship.You're strange and I'm wonderful.


Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge
Koshish Rahegi Tujhe hardam Satyaenge
Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana
Mar Bhi gaye ho To bhoot bankar Aayenge

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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain


us ne haathon pe mehndi laga rakhi hai
ham ne us ki doli bhi utha rakhi hai
mujhe pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa
isi liye hum ne us ki chhoti behen bhi phassa rakhi hai


Unki galiyon me gaya to
woh phool barsane lage
jab unki mummy ne dekha
to gamle bhi saath aane lage

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Unki gali se guzra main, ajeeb ittefaq tha,
Unki gali se guzra main, ajeeb ittefaq tha,

Unhone phool toh feka hee, saala gamla bhi saath tha.


Ulajhte huye rishte ko rup dedo
Ek khilte gulab ko dhup dedo
Zinda hai hum isliye SMS karte hai
Aap bhi apne zinda hone ka sabut dedo


U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

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