Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava
When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate, 1 u always think of and
1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
When are you going to marry me?
I can live without you.
I love you dear,
marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Katrina Kaif messaged me!
Silly girl.
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like
wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"
What do you call a female who never laughs?
"HASINA"