You Know That Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron Is Hot ??"
Well That's A Pretty Dumb Saying
Coz
"I'll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt Like Hell Too" =P ;)
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
Woh aankh badi pyaari thi,
Jo humne usse mari thi,
Woh sandle badi bhari thi,
Jo usne hume mari thi,
Muft mein hi pit gaye yaar,
Humein toh aankh ki bimari thi.
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Who was the 1st Indian
woman 2 fly abroad?
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Sitaji with Raavan.