There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...
He who laughs last has no sense of humor.
Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.
Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
zindgi apni masti me jiya kar,
ishq bahut buri cheez hai na kiya kar,
tu apna pura dhyaan career pe mod de,
ishq or apni sari girlfriend mere liye chood de...
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.