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Funny Sms and Funny Quotes


Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)


Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote


Girl : (Emotionaly)
Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say
Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..
Boy :
Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to..
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee

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Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se 'debug' karna mein v8 kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection'time out' ho gaya


Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaoge yaa leke jaogai


Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.
Fiteh MoohTusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!


Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par hey meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla..


When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

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