God works in mysterious ways.
As soon as the moon was out...the ladies broke their fast...ate their food...Karva Chauth ended...
They took off their make up.
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God declared Halloween...
Happy Halloween everyone!
Love marriages around the world are simple:
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Boy loves girl. Girl loves boy.
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They get married.
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But In Few Countries, there are a few more steps:
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Boy loves Girl. Girl loves Boy.
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Girl's family has to love boy. Boy's family has to love girl.
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Girl's Family has to love Boy's Family. Boy's family has to love girl's family.
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If Girl and Boy still love each other.
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They get married. :P :D
Ye Padhai nhi asan, Bas Itna samaj Lijiye,,
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Hari mirch ki Kulfi hai aur choos k khani
hai...:p :O :D
Jo Log 2G Par Hi Movie Download Kar Lete Hain, Wo Manjhi Se Kam Nahin.
Mere pados ki auntiyaan bade kamal ki hain.. ladki ki dressing dekh ke uska character certificate bana deti hain.
Being an INDIAN I got first shock of my
life when my History
teacher told me that BC actually
meant Before Christ :P
Best Slogans.....
1. Sign on a railway station at Patna: Aana
free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.
2. Sign on a famous beauty parlor in
Mumbai-don't whistle at the gal going out
frm here. She may b ur grandmother!
3. Sign on a bulletin board- Success is
relative,More d success, more d relatives.
4. Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu,
Mumbai- we need ur heads to run our
business.
5. A traffic slogan- don't let ur kids drive if
they r nt old enough or else they never will b
old.
6. THE BEST ONE- Its God's responsibility to
forgive d terrorist organizations. It's our
responsibility to arrange d meeting btween
them & god. - Indian Armed Forces..
Difference between Indian
Movies and American Movie :-
AMERICAN MOVIES :
1. Chinese have nothing
better to do than
teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S.
population are FBI/
CIA agents, working
undercover.
3. The purpose of school
system of U.S. is to promote
basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest
in attacking U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you
can meet all
mythical creatures like were
wolves and vampires. :P
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INDIAN MOVIES :
1. At least one of the identical
twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do
not worry,
whichever wire you cut u'll
always choose the right".
3. A hero will show no pain,
while getting beaten up,
but will show pain when a
girl cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case
only when he is
suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start
dancing on the street,
everyone you meet will know
the steps.
Agar Aap Ki GF
Aap Ka Kehna Nahi Sunti..
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Itne Gour se Kya Padh rahe ho,
Kisi Ki GF Nahi Sunti..