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Funny Sms and Funny Quotes


Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey


Har yug me aisa hota hai,
har student ishq me khota hai,
padhai reh jati hai sirf dikhave ki,
aur fir haal-e-dil marksheet par bayan hota hai..


sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

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Hum Jise Koyal Samjhey Wo Kauwa Nikla
Jise Hum Dost Samjhey Wo Hauwa Nikla
Jo Rokte They Humein Sharaab Peene Se
Unhi Ki Jeb Se Pauwa.


I'll take bricks and write
I MISS U on them
and throw it on ur head
to make u feel,
how much it pains
when "I MISS U"


Tez hawa ka jhonka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya
Tab ja ke mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.

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There was a lover
who said that he would go
through hell for her.
They got married-now
he is going through hell !!


Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon
Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho


Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

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