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Funny Sms and Funny Quotes


Pani dekh kar pyas lagati hai shadi dekh kar aas dikhti hai hum logo ko kaise samjaye har jhakaas ladki ki maa hume apni sas lagti hai


Na pyar Na yar Na mohabbat Yaron,
Modern DevDas ki baat maano yaron !!
Na to Chandra Mukhi aur na hi Paaro,
Har Ladki ko Line maaro yaaro !


2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

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Bank Robber Bank me Sher farmata hai...
Arz hai Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega,
wah Wah
Takdir me jo hai vahi Milega,
HandsUp, Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega.


Tamilnadu me Garmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole
Tamilnadu me Grmi,
Kashmir me Burf k Gole
JaB Bhi koi Ldki Dekhu mera DIL DIWANA Bole
Ole Ole Ole..ole ole ole


Dil aaj fir udas hai, na jane kiski talaash hai bas aapse hi aas hai, aap apni G.F se baat karva do suna hai kambakht badi jhakaas hai

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Raat ko 2 Baje Bajaai kisi ne Mere Ghar ki Bell.....
Raat ko 2 Baje Bajaai kisi ne Mere Ghar ki Bell.....
Maine Door khola to watch man Bola:
Maalik All is Well.....
All is well.


Aankho mein sharafat...Chal me nazakat...dil me sachchai... aur chehre pe safai hai...Fir kyu na bole har ladki aapko"tu mera bhai hai.."


Yaado ko kabhi bhulne nai denge,dosti ko kabhi todne nai denge,sharafat se s.m.s karo warna aja raat ko miss call maar maar kar sone nai denge.

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