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Funny Sms and Funny Quotes


Phool khilkar Udas hai,
Samandar ko aaj Pani ki Pyas hai,
Ek Bar khul kar Muskuara do Dost,
Ram Gopal Verma ko Naye Bhoot ki Talash hai.


Lakh chahoge par bhula na paoge,
Hum se Juda hokar ja na paoge,
Chahe kitne bhi SMS luta do hum pe,
Par humare SMS ko Overtake na kar paoge.


wo bewafa hai to kya hua..Mat bura kaho usko....Wo bewafa hai to kya hua..Mat Bura kaho usko..Tom kisi aur ko set karlo ..Dafa karo usko

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Wo Bhi Kya Din The Jab HuM Hasino se Gale Mila Karte The,
Ye Un Dinoki Baat Hai Jab HuM Do Saalke Hua Karte The


Tere golden face ki beauty ne, Mere komal heart pe attack kiya, Sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya, Request hai tumse Isse refuse na karna, Dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.


Sun Bhai Ek Sher Bol Rayla Hai,
Roshni Chandse Hoti Hai Sitaronse Nahi,
TuMhare Cell Me Light HaMare SMS Se Hoti Hai
Battery Se Nahi..

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Apki surat kitni pyari hai, khuda ne apne hatho se sawari hai, kisi aur se "SHADI" na kar lena aap, kyoki aaj tak "MAYAWATI" apke liye hi "KUWARI" hai.


padte padte....
phat jaye baste...
zindagi uhi chalti rahe...
zero mile ya one na badlenge hum...
chahe teacher badalti rahe..


Ham rista dil se nibhana jante hai, zakhmo pe marham lagana jante hai. Hame bhulne ki galti mat karna, kyonki ham kan ke niche lagana bhi jante hai!

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