Mobile Sms, Status Updates and images. Hindi, Marathi, Punjabi and English messages.

Funny Sms and Funny Quotes


Aashiqo ka Dimag hota hai khali,
Tabhi milti nahi Gharwali,
Gulaam bankar fas jate hain ishq ke jaal me,
Aur kehten hain maine LADKI patali..


kabhi kabhi khamoshi b kuch kah jati hai ,jane ke bad sirf yaad rah jati hai,kya fark padta hai WILLS ho ya GOLD FLACK Jalne k bad sirf rakh rah jati hai


Tu apne dil ka don he,
tu mere liye ek carore ki lon hai,
kamine kitni ladkiyo ke sath firta hai,
kam se kam ye to bata, inme se meri bhabhi kon h

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Wo Gori Hai Uski Zulfe Hai Kali

Wo Pari Hai Ya Pariyo Ki Rani

Uski Har Baat Hai Nirali
Par
Kya Karu Yaaro

Wo Ladki Kisi Aur Ne PATALI


Jo Koi Na Kar Saka Wo HUm Kar Denge,

Apke Mobile Ko Sms Se Bhar Denge,

Himat He to SMS Karo,

Varna Hum Akele Hi Tumahri Naak Me Dum Kar Denge..


Aasman fata or dharti hil gayi,Aapne socha humse mukti mil gayi,Are hum jara se busy kya hue,Aap ne maan liya ki chalo musibat hi tal gayi.

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Sab mohmaya hai ,duniya me sukh kisne paaya hai
ek hum hain jo bhulte hi nahi aapko
aur ek wo hain jo kehte hain
KAMBKHAT ka msg phir aaya hai..!


Chatting Karte Hum Jinse .
Woh Chat kar Rahe Kisi Aur Se,
Khuda Kare Jinse Woh Chat Kar Rahe Hai,
Woh Bhi Chat Kare Kisi Aaur Se.


Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

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