Aap k brain ki x-ray report AA gai hai,
10g mitti, 10g kankar pathar, 25 type k kire makore,
5g makri k jale and 500g bhusa.
Kamal hai! Mujhe lagta tha k khali hoga
Tu apne dil ka don he,
tu mere liye ek carore ki lon hai,
kamine kitni ladkiyo ke sath firta hai,
kam se kam ye to bata, inme se meri bhabhi kon h
Hassi k lye GHAM qurban,
Khushi k lye ANSOO qurban,
Dost k lye JAAN bhi qurban,
aur
agr dost ki girlfrnd mil jae,
To sala DOST bhi qurban
Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka lga,
jab maine mandir me 1 ladki ko cigarate pite dekha,
Ghor kalyug u cant belive mere hath se to
Daru ki botal hi gir gayi.
Sachi muhabbat kya hay?
Jab teri mehbooba ki naak beh rahi ho,
Aur tu usy chaat le...
Aur tujhe uska zaiqa custard
jaisa lage to samajh lena,
Mere Dost That You Are In LOVE...
SHADI KRNA THA PAR KISMT KHULI NAHI
TAJMAHAL BNANATA PAR MUMTZ MILI NHI
EK DIN KISMT KULI MUMTZ MILI SHADI HUI,AB TAJ BANANA HAI,PAR A MUMTAZ MARTI Q NAHI.
Tuhaar chehra phulwa ka smaan,Tuhaar hasna phulwa ka smaan,Tuhaar naak,kaan,baal sab phulwa ka smaan OR phulwa hmari bhainswa ka naam
Apni Saason ko Rok Lijiye...
Dil Ki Dhadkan ko Thaam Lijiye..
Ab 1 Gehri saans Lekar Mera Naam Lijiye..
aur ab bas
Normal Hokar Apna kaam kijiye...
Kuch Pattharon K Nagine Hote He,
Kuch Log Kutte
Kuch Kamine Hote He
GF Ko Karna Ho SMS To Kya Din Kya Raat,
Doston Ko SMS Karne Me Mahino Rote Hain