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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.


LIFE MEANS:-6 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol.exam nite,6 duffers n no notes.sitting on sea view,6 smokers n only 1 ciggarete!1 girl,6 frnds n all saying "teri bhabhi hai"


Koi bhi cream lagane se kuch nhi hota.Agr sundar dikhna hai to khoob rootho,,, Kyunki,,,Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to or bhi haseen ho jati hai

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Yad Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.


Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"


pagal hone ka sabse aasaan tarika
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Uff,,, pagal hone ka kitna shauk hai, ki tarika dhunda ja raha hai..

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teri galiyo me na rakhege kadam aaj ke baad
teri galiyo me na rakhege kadam aaj ke baad
khyki kichad bahut ho jata hai
barsat ke baad
happy mansoon


GREAT INDIANS: When Power Goes Off in US, They call Power House.
In China, They Check Fuse.
But in India, First thing is To check Neighbor's House.
"Sabki Gayi Hai Na?" Buss Thik Hai!


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