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Funny Sms and Funny Quotes


aaj koi msg nahi simply GOOD MORNING.
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kyu ki mene aaj subah dudh ki jagah "SPRITE" piya he matalab sidhi baat no bakwas.....


Sharabi-AAJ Tab tak piyenge
jab tak woh saamne wale 3
ped(tree)6 nai
dikhte
pub manager-saalon bas karo
saamne pehle se hi 1 ped he


Bhool gye Ya Bhulna chahte ho
Door kr diya Ya door jana chahte ho
Ajma liya Ya ajmana chahte ho
MSG kr do
ya ab HADDIA TUDVANA chahte ho

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Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka lga,
jab maine mandir me 1 ladki ko cigarate pite dekha,
Ghor kalyug u cant belive mere hath se to
Daru ki botal hi gir gayi.


Bheega sa lagta hai alam tumhe
Bheegi si lagti hai raat tumhe
Bheega lag raha hai saara jahan tumhe
Abay uth ja neend se pagal "PISHAAB" kardia hai tune.


Khuda k dr pe mangne walo ki kami nhi,
Pr koi khali hath jata nhi,
Vaise to hmare paas bhi pyar ki kami nahi,
pr kambkht koi aajmata nhi

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Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...

Wah Wah...

Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...

Aur jab bhi mein ne aap ko dekha..

Meri hansi ek dum nikli..


Aadmi kumbh ke mele mai- he prabhu,teri kripa se kumbh k mele mai bhai-bhai ko bichadte dekha hai, kabhi pati-patni par b kripa barsao!


Ek baar chinti hathi k upar beth kr ja rahe hoti hain..
Raste me kacha pul aa jata ha usko dekhkr chinti boli "cross kr loge ya me utru?' :-)

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