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When every1 loves u,
When every1 cares for u,
When every1 thinks about u,
Then sit in a corner, close ur eyes & THINK

Sala kuch toh locha hai.


Let us live....Let us love....Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls....You first.


If you need space then join NASA baby.....

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GOD created me to B Ur Friend

He picked Me out frm All The Rest
bcz He Knows i m the BEST!
SsshH!
Dont Argue on GOD choice.
Just accepT dat u r lucky :-)


Why Do People Say
That Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???
Because
You Need To Keep Buttering Your Love Otherwise It Will Fly ...;->


A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, SPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen

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A good frnd-
Not easy to obtain..
Once obtained-
Difficult to maintain..
Once lost-
Impossible to regain..
Moral:-
KEEP ME SAFE!!


A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".


ab dost bandh le kafan me daru ki botal, ab kabr pe baith kr piya jayega, in ladkiyon se mili hai jo bewafai, ab BHOOTNIYON se pyaar kiya jayega....!

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