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hum woh engineer nahi jinke haathon mein lohe se chhaale pad jaate hain, hum to un mein se hain jo welding torch se ciggrate jalate hain.


Arguing wid ur boss is like Wrestling wid a Donkey in mud,
After sometime u will reallize that u r getting Dirty and
Donkey is enjoying :)


DEFINITION OF LAZINESS-
" It is the art of taking rest before getting tired ":-P

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Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek shauk se aur ek khauf se Shauk hume he nahi aur Khauf to hame kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas,,,,


Dedicated 2 all Grlfrnds
Me or Meri Tanhayi aksar ye Baate krte h,
Tum hoti to aisa hota
Tum hoti to waisa hota
Aur Agar Tum n hoti to paisa hota.


Na Mom Ki MaarSe
Na Dad k AtyacharSe
Na Dosto Ki FatkarSe
Na Ladki k InkarSe
Na Chapplo Ki Bochhar Se
Ladke Darte Hai To Bas"Rakhi k tyohar Se.

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Dhoni is 29yrs n sakshi is 21yrs.
Bt still dhoni says we were school frndz.
Kya chalu insan tha k wo 10th me bhi 1st std wali ladki pe lin marta tha..gud naa


Why in wedding ceremony woman sits on left n man on right??
Coz according to balance sheet all assets are on right side and liabilities on left side.!


India is a nation & dadar is a station..
Wah wah...

India is a nation & dadar is a station...

Dont fall in love first complete ur education...

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