Somebody sent me An Interesting Medical Fact.....
At one point Vijay Mallya had Piles of Cash.
Now the Cash has gone and only the Piles remain.
This condition is medically called King Fissure !!! :D
Apni pasnd k raste par chalo,
Jaisa man aaye us tareeke se bat karo
Sirf wo karo jo dil kahey.
Or phir dekhna,
1 din sari dunia kahe gi
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"Beshrm kisi ki nahi sunta.. :D
Ghor Kalyug :
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A boy was teasing a girl at a bus
stop.
Girl : Ghar par maa /behen
nahi hai kya..?? .
Boy : Nahi..!! .
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Girl : To Ghar le chal na
pagal,
Yaha Time pass kyu kar
raHa hai..?? ;):-D:-D
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye top funny sms
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,"HEART" speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose
Things we do at railway station when train is late..!!
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GIRLS :
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1. sit and wait .
2. sit and wait . .
3. Sit and wait . .
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BOYS :
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1. Walk through out the station to find girls.
2. Go to toilet and call the number written there.
3. Looks in the reservation chart to find female passenger in his bogey,
even in other bogey.
4. Enters in bogies of other train and look for girl.
5. Annoy the t.c. By asking about fine for without ticket journey, and when t.c. Asks for ticket then show him after long discussion..!!
The top six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as
"If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it...:-P
Earthquake Aane Pe Ghabrayein Mat... Yeh Karein
1. Turant Apna Facebook Status Update Karein
2. Bhaag Ke Jaan Bachayein
3. Bahar Aake Bheed Ke Saath Ek Selfie Lein
4. Bhale Hi Apni Fati Padi Ho But Khud Ko Cool Show Karein, Ghabrayein Mat, Doosro Par Hanse Ki Saale Kaisa Bhaaga Tu
- Janhit Mein Jaari!
A great man said,
"I still use Pythagorus theorem of 30, 60, 90 to solve most difficult problems of life.
Only difference is, 'degrees' have been replaced by 'ml' 30ml, 60ml, 90ml!