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Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol ,,,,,I WILL,,,,,FAIL,,,! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,


Girl-Mairi skin bohat soft, mulaayam, sensitive hai aur rang bohat gorra hai. Sone se pehlay kya laga k soya karoon ??

Doctor: "Darwaje ki KUNDI,,,,"GUD NYT


Intresting Indian cricketr's names..


Ravi shas3
Mahendra Singh 2ni
100Rav Ganguly
Sachin 10Dulkar
Mun1/2 patel
Its Amazing

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DocTors After operation,,,
and students after examzz have same thing to say.,,,
V tried our best,,,,
right nw,,,
v cant say anything,aap dua kren,,,


Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai larkey Phansai FARAZ,

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Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. :-)


CLOSE YOUR EYES THERE IS SURPRISE FOR U

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GHANTA SURPRISE,,,, AANKH BAND KI HI NHI TUMNE

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1 of d sweetest line said in "LOVE"
"Mai kho gaya hu,tum bhi kho jao "
English translation,,," I am lost,U also Get lost,,,,"


Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena,,,,:-(
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Hum dil p pathar rakh k tumhe goli mar denge,,,,!!


Sucide tips 4 boys:-
1-Tk big rope tie it around ur neck & Hang ur self,,,
2-Slow deth; tk a small rope tie it on a girl's neck n marry.

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