Girlfriend na hone ke 6 fayde-1-Time ki bacht(2)Acchi Nind(3)koi Miss Call nahi4-Koi chinta nahi.5-saving money 6-Koi safai nahi ki number busy kyu tha.
Touching story:
Once there was a boy who loved a girl but that girl only hated him,boy asked the girl that he will change her hatred to love & he asked girl that he will stand in front of her house till next 100 days stroms n rains came but the boy didn't move with the passage of days that girl started falling in love with him on 99th day the girl decided that she will say that she also loves him with the rise of sun of 100th day the girl went out but the boy wasn't there she was worried then she found a paper on which it was written "Tere chakar mein teri padoswali set ho gai" :-D
How totally touchin
Fairy(to a 62 year old couple): I will grant you each a wish.
Wife: I want to travel around the world with my husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand & 'POOF'
Two tickets appeared in her hands.
Husband: I wish to have a wife 30 years younger to me.
The fairy waved her magic wand & 'POOF'
The husband became 92 years old.
Moral:
Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember that fairies are females.
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A boy teases a girl at bus stop
girl:u bastard dnt u hav mom/sister@home?
Boy:no
girl:to chalna tere ghar jate he yaha time pass kyu kar rahe ho?
A really smart statement! -
"I may not always love all the girls who loved me,,,,
But i surely do respect n appreciate their choice,,,,!!"