I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class
Because,
I Always Stand Outside The Class:-)
Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student.
Height of Insult :-D
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagra falls. This is the world's largest waterfall & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard!
Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls
What is d similarity between a successful Charterd Accountant & Miss Universe?
Both are Very 'CONSCIOUS'about "FIGURES"
25 year man: when i was cute child every girl wants to kiss me and I allowed them now i want to kiss every girl but they dont allow me
Moral of the story: Girls are selfish
Origin Of The Word POLITICS Is Quite Funny!
Its Latin & Made Up Of Two Words;
'POLI' Means 'Many'
&
'TICS' Means 'Blood Sucking Creatures'
Brilliant use of language written on a poster by global warming activist
" Earth ka kuch karo,warna UN-EARTH ho jaayega "
A muslim couple after divorce.
Husband:- ab hamare beech koi rishta nahi bacha hai.
Wife:- aise mat bolo salim k abba.
Hum abhi bhi mousere bhai-behen hai
When u read a love message,
U never think of the person who sent u the sms,,,
But u think of the person whom u love the most!!
STRANGE,,,
sala kharcha kiska
or
Charcha kiska!
A dost kabhi bhi kisi ka dil mat todna kyoki dil ek hota hai todna hai to hddiyo ko todo kyoki hddiya 206 hoti hai