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Funny Sms and Funny Quotes


Munnabhai:Ye gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?
Cicuit:Simple hai bhai
Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!!

Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!


I'm worried about 100 mts race at commonwealth,,,,
They might fix a Board Near Start Line " GO SLOW,MEN AT WORK,,,,


lions sleep 18 hrs a day,,,,If hardwork was key 2 success,,,,donkey would hav been the king of d jungle,,,

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7 step of life..
1. Studies
2. Games
3. Entertainment
4. Love
5 6 7 .
what are you searching?
Life ends when love starts.


Good Parents says do only arrange marriage, Better parents says do whatever u like, but best parents says "beta LUV tum karo Arrange hum kara denge,,,, :-)


You know a
Crazy fact of todays generation
:Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers,,,,!!!

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Physics would hav been mch bttr if tree fel on Newton's head instead of an apple


Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.


Funny Quote on a boy's T-shirt

"All girls are devils-

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My girlfriend is their queen.

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