Question: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi?
Answer: 1 Million - 1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling
Ek jamana tha jab subah 'kukdu ku',,,
karke 'MURGA' hame jagata tha
aur
ek aaj ka jamana dekho,,,, Hame sms karke 'MURGO' ko jagana padta hai,,,
GOOD MORNING
Delhi badnaam hui darling tere liye!
sadaken bhi jaam hui darling tere liye !
An ordinary person will be with the book
but an xtra ordinary person will in that book
Be an xtra ordinary person like me
Yeah Me ON FACEBOOK
What's the difference between Gandhi ji, Musharraf &Lalu?
Gandhi ji didn't know what's lie.
Musharraf doesn't know what's truth.
Lalu doesn't know the difference!
HaPpy GanDhi JaYanTi.
We need 3 things in lyf
-LOVE to make us weak
-ALCOHOL to make us strong
n
-FRIENDS to pick us up wen both these things make us hit the floor
;-)
DAMN TRUE:
Just when we sit down to study,
everything else on earth gets so interesting
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Even just starring at the wall,,,, ;->
5 Reasons Why 'YOU' are my Friend:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
No Reason.
Bus meri mat maari gayi thi,,,,!
:*Fresh Flower for you*
.
.
.
*What are you looking for?
Flowers..?
:
*Have Some Sense Yaar,,,
Ye Moblie hai "Gamla Nahi"