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ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i don't know,So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.


He Bhagwan kya teri maya hai
Fursat se hamara nasib banaya hai
Na SMS na hi koi Call
Kya KANJUSO k SHAHENSHA ko hi hamara DOST banaya hai


Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest

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Secret of happy life:
Get a girl who
cooks well,
Get a girl who
looks well,
Get a girl who
is rich
But
Make sure that 3 girls dnt meet each oth


why do girls prefer Love marrige than an arrange one,,,
Coz a known Kamina is better then an unknown


To Know A Person
Walk a Mile In His Shoes .,,,
Than
Than What,,,,
He Is a Mile Away, U Have His Shoes ,,,
Just Runnn ,,,, ;->

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Studies have shown that majority of college student suffer from intense pain of lower jaw. This is due to uncontrolled excessive yawning during lecture.


Men R very kind while women r very mean.
Proof: Most women Don't Like 2 Help Unknown Men..But All Men R Always There 2 Help Any KNOWN/UNKNOWN Women


Whenever an intelligent man makes any important decision, he closes his eyes, thinks a lot, listens to his heart, uses his head & finally does wat his wife says

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