Who was the 1st Indian
woman 2 fly abroad?
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Sitaji with Raavan.
KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold !
VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.
Boys have fun by teasing girlz,
Den girlz cry fr few mins.
Girls have fun by loving boyz
Den boyz cry fr life time
HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?"
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's because she changes it more often.
If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response
"Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata"
If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says
"Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar"
Man is a head of the family,
woman is a neck of the family,
kyunki gardan jahan chahey head ko ghuma sakti hai.
cutest letter by a little kid:
dear maths,
pleas grow up n solve ur own problems:-):-)
A fantastic sing board displayed in highways for r ncouraging slow driving,,,
"Mr LATE" is always better then "LATE Mr."