Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Sexy Ladkiya dekhna Chahte Hain?
"DONATE UR EYES"
,,,Social Msg Ko bhi Kamine logon ke liye interesting banakar Bhejna Padta hai.
Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
n
Good Hearts To Women
But
Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains
Pujari ne apni GF k kandhe pe 1st time hath rakha aur bahut dhire se nervously bola: "I love u.!"
GF- "Zor se Bolo'
Pujari- "JAI MATA DI"
3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?
Tell her not 2 tell any1
SANTA nikkar pehan kar cycle chala raha tha,
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toh ab kya wo nikker bhi utaar de?
Jaan lelo santa ki!! Har baat me mazaak,,,!!
A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
&
Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
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On Monday.
Jeweller called boy:
There's no money in your account.
Boy:
I know,
But, you can't imagine what a weekend I enjoyed:-)
A New Added element to the Periodic Table.
Element Name:GIRL
Symbol: G
Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D
Physical Properties..
-boils at anything
-can freeze at anytime
-melts if handled wid love n care
-very bitter if mis handled
Chemical Properties.
-very reactive
-highly unstable
-posses strong affinity for gold n silver
-money reducing agent
-volatile when left alone
Kisi Ka Accident Dekhne Pr Xpreshions:
U.S.A- Oh My God
Pak- Ya Allah
Afri- O La La
Ausie- Got a Hit
India-?
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Or Chala Tez..;-)
GOOD OLD DAYS
When I was a child, my mother would send me down to the corner store with a 10 Rs, and I'd come back with
five Kgs of potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of juices,
packets of chocolates & candies
You can't do that now.
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Too many damn security cameras!!";-)