Bahut der k baad train chali. Muslim bola- ya Ali ! Hindu bola- jai bajrang bali.
santa bola - kya Ali, Kya Bali? Ullu k pattho, Train baju wali Chali.
When you have done wrong and you are in trouble, go to your parents for a Sound Advice,
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U'll get,
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99% Sound 1% Advice,,, ;-P
Samosa said to aaloo:
jb me fry hta hun to tmhen cover kr ke garam oil se bacha leta hun. Bcoz i luv u.
Aaloo said:
jb log tmhen fry hne ke foran bad khatay han to me bhi unki zban aur munh jala deta hun. I luv u2
Moral of the story
in dono ki prem kahani pe na jayen. Samosa thora thanda kr ke khana :D
The late msg of gud morning doesn't mean that i forgot u or u r not my first thinking
But it means that
Saadi aankh hi nai khulli naa.;-)
Gud Morning!
LAALU JI EK MAHINA BUSH SE TRENING LEKAR VAPAS AAYE.EK DIN PHONE AAYA.LAALU JI BOLE.
"who are u"
BUSH NE KAHA.
Are Sasura Hum Bol Raha Hoon Bushva !
Histry sir was on leave
So Science sir was askd 2 set d paper
The vry 1st Q shocked students
- Describe jhansi Rani wid a neat diagrm & label the parts !
In D Corridors Of Malls Do U Know Y Boyz Catch Gal's Hands?
Coz If Dey Leave Der Hand Dey Vil Go 4 Shoppin!
It Looks Romantic
But Its Economic.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that ,,,,you've got it made.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.